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You know the late mother of the Baudelaire orphans — Beatrice Baudelaire — was a heartbreaker. Not only did she marry the father of Klaus, Sunny and Violet, but she also managed to break Lemony Snicket’s heart. Literally, every book in the original Series of Unfortunate Events is dedicated to her. In the Netflix show, we are told she wore a dragonfly outfit to a costume ball, and that the wings on the costume actually worked. I’m imagining a sort of young Bellatrix Lestrange, which works for me even if Molly Weasley wouldn’t approve.

(Pictured: the Cobie Smulders as the mom of the Quagmire Triplets who everyone thought was Beatrice during the first season of the Netflix show. Yeah, I know about these things. Allison Williams isn’t playing their mom in season 3 either. DM me. I’ll explain it.)