Expert lip syncer Jimmy Fallon has once again taken to Twitter to try to drum up some hilarious, and inevitably embarrassing stories about users’ parents — specifically about moms. In honor of Mother’s Day, Fallon is asking people to use the hashtag #momquotes to share the weirdest, most inappropriate, and most confusing things their lovely mothers have said. The best answers will be featured on an upcoming segment of The Tonight Show. As always, Fallon’s call to action is yielding solid results. And while many of the quotes are at expense of moms, some of the choicest ones were those in which moms roasted dads. As we love a good dad burn, here are some of our favorites:
Angela’s Mom’s Fashion Advice
"Your Dad wore sweater vests and dorky glasses when I met him. I pretty much saved his life by marrying him."
— Angela (@FourPrivetDr) May 10, 2017
Lia Rae’s Mom’s Thumb’s Down
My stepdad wanted my mum to like his Facebook profile picture. She said, 'Isn't it enough to like you in real life?' #MomQuotes
— Lia Rae (@raedaydreamer) May 10, 2017
Annie’s Mom’s Honest Question
"You don't cry when your kids are born, yet you cry during a Disney movie?!" my mom to my dad. #momquotes
— Annie (@fanaticfan15) May 10, 2017
Ari Kagan’s Mom’s Three-Letter Burn
My dad asked my mom if she got headaches from MSG. She responded, "No, I get headaches from Y-O-U." #MomQuotes
— Ari Kagan (@AriKagan) May 10, 2017
Jessica’s Mom’s Non-Chalant Shade
My Mom yells, "What's that annoying sound?!" I said, "I'm just talking to Dad." Mom goes, "Well, that explains it." #Momquotes
— Jessica (@juhcarter26) May 10, 2017
For keeping us all in check, we salute you moms.
