Everyone poops, but not everyone loves poop, especially not the way a three-year-old does. For whatever reason, little kids find feces funny the way dads find mediocre puns funny. But one little girl from Missouri decided to take her admiration of defecation to the next level when she told her mom she wanted her third birthday to be poop-themed.
“For months, every time we mentioned her party, Audrey requested ‘poop balloons and a poop cake’” Rebecca, Audrey’s mom, said in an interview with The Huffington Post. “I tried suggesting other themes, but she always insisted on poop.”
Audrey’s request was as ridiculous as it was hilarious. But instead of putting their metaphorical foot down and playing the part of party poopers for this poop party, Audrey’s parents chose to indulge their kid’s delightfully weird birthday dream.
The party took place in October, and Audrey’s parents really went above and beyond to make this the greatest doody party of all time. It included poop costumes, a poop-shaped, and even poop party games. There was a poop-shaped piñata filled with — what else — Tootsie Rolls and Hershey’s Kisses, as well as a game of “pin the poop” on the toilet. To top it all off? Guests at Audrey’s party were given whoopie cushions. Hilarious and in line with the theme.
Rebecca was worried some partygoers might be weirded out, but she was pleased to find people were completely willing to embrace the strange. Even Audrey’s grandparents were into it. Hopefully, other parents can take a page out of Rebecca’s book and let their kids having the wonderfully dumb and incredibly fun parties they truly want. Either way, Audrey’s fourth birthday party is gearing up to be the coolest social event of 2017.