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Torture Your Family With This Never-Ending Supply of Dad Jokes​

If you’re familiar with Reddit, you know the site can be an amazing resource for interesting news content, strange memes, and endless time suck (If you’re not familiar with Reddit, maybe consider heading over to Grandfatherly.com). Reddit may not be overflowing with parenting advice, but when it comes to dad humor, the Dad Jokes subreddit has a constant stream of lame jokes you should definitely torture your kid with.

Just take a look at some of the highest voted dad jokes of the past year:

  • Next time your wife ask you for some Tupperware, hand it over with “Tupperhere!”
  • If your son ever asks you where his sunglasses are, say, “I don’t know … Where are my dadglasses?”
  • When your daughter wants to know if you’ll die someday, reassure her that you’ll be alive for the rest of your life.
  • When you’re cooking, look into a pot of boiling water and say, “RIP, water. You’ll be mist.”

If you can’t get a forehead slap or eye roll from that, you’re doing it wrong.

Of course, the ultimate funny joke comes when you can tell your kids you found these on Reddit, because that’s when they’ll realize if they want to stay cool, they’ll have to find a new social news site to waste their time on. The long troll is the best kind of troll — at least according to teenagers on Reddit.

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