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How To Hack Date Night By Pairing Wine And Girl Scout Cookies

To help you win a date night with nothing but what’s in the wine rack and the cabinet, Vivino just paired each Girl Scout cookie with a wine suggestion. But they’re wine cheerleaders; the folks at Gizmodo are a generally more skeptical bunch, and their take on Vivino’s take is worth considering. Girl Scout season starts in 2 weeks, so make some notes before placing your order and remember: nothing goes with a Savannah Smile.

The Good
Riesling and Trefoils: A classic combination of a sweet slightly acidic white to balance out the fat and butter in a shortbread cookie. A simple, solid pairing that will remind her of how fun you are.

Rioja and Samoas: Rioja is usually a pretty basic table wine, but the right food pairing can make a good wine great. In this case, the Samoa just saved your bottle and she thinks you’re a genius.

Zinfandel and Do-si-dos: The most high-brow peanut butter and jelly ever. You’re a whimsical, irreverent guy and she just remembered how much better she has it than all her friends.

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The Bad
Amarone and Tagalongs: The evil twin of the Zinfandel and Do-si-dos pairing above. The tannins in the Amarone do not like the salt in the peanut butter and you’re hilarious dessert idea just blew up in her face.

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