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25 SFW Sex GIFs You Shouldn’t Use To Explain The Birds And The Bees

A not-so-wise man once asked on Reddit, “If you could sum up your first sexual experience in a SFW GIF, what would it be?” Okay, a lot of people posted this question over the past 2 years and the rest has been hilarious history. They might be good for a laugh, but they’re also a terrifying reminder that the Internet is going to try to teach Junior what sex is one day, and it’s up to you to stop it.

Much like losing your virginity, your first attempt at the birds and the bees might be awkward, uncomfortable and end prematurely. But in the throes of an awkward sex talk panic, avoid using the following visual aids. Rather, squirrel them away until the talk is over and then go through them with your spouse, because they’re comedy gold.

1. There Will Be Build Up

2. You Can Use Your Hands

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3. Female Orgasms Are Hard To Find

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4. The Human Body Is An Instrument

5. Timing Is Everything

6. There Will Be Technical Difficulties

7. Less Is More

8. Cats Are Involved In A Lot Of Euphemisms

9. The Word Rail Is Just Rude

10. Respect Your Partner

11. Make Eye Contact, But Not Too Much

12. Watch The Booze

13. Try Not To Look Bored

14. Don’t Close Your Eyes The Entire Time

15. Clean Up After Yourself

16. Reassure Your Partner

17. Look Around First

18. But Don’t Give Up

19. Find Someone Who’s Similarly Inexperienced

20. It’s OK To Ask Questions

21. Stay Hydrated

22. It’s All About Trial And Error

23. Have An Exit Strategy

24. Expect The Unexpected

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25. Always Bring Protection