Actor Ryan Reynolds is no stranger to trolling friends, family, and basically the entire outside world on Twitter. But the actor took a break from trolling the universe to set his sights on trolling a lady much closer to him: Ines, his second daughter. In a recent Tweet, Reynolds compared remembering he even had a second child to finding a lost $5 in an old pair of pants.
Nothing better than the simple joys of finding 5 bucks in an old pair of pants, or discovering my wife and I had a second daughter over a year ago.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 24, 2018
That wasn’t the only time Reynolds made light of the joys of fatherhood.
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 30, 2017
Or the joys of being a husband and a dad.
Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 18, 2017
While all this may sound just a tad harsh, the actor is known for his sharp middle school-esqe sense of humor and is just having a laugh. The Deadpool star and all-around funny guy once wished his “amazing wife,” actress Blake Lively, a happy birthday by posting a photo of the two in which most of her face and body was unceremoniously cropped out, leaving just Reynolds smizing in the frame.
Happy Birthday to my amazing wife. pic.twitter.com/7vulMXqOdp
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2017
And then there was the time he wished his brother a happy birthday by saying that if there was fire and he could only save one family member, he’d save himself from the blaze (“obviously”) in order to call the fire department and have them then rescue his brother — because they have “vast expertise in these matters.”
Jeff, if there was a fire and I had to choose a family member to save, obviously it’d be me. But if I had time to save one more, you can be damn sure I’d call the fire department. They’re experts in the field and have vast experience in these matters. I love you. Happy Birthday. pic.twitter.com/uBVkia6N4g
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 1, 2017