As Alfred Pennyworth once said, some men just want to watch the world burn. Well, on that same line, some dads just want to watch their kids face burn with embarrassment. Ted Andressen is one of those men. The New Orleans dad packed a 12-inch dildo and lube in his adult son’s luggage and waited for TSA agents to discover it. The results are exactly as you’d expect.
In a video later posted to Facebook (!) that, as of this posting, has been viewed more than 22 million times, you can see a female TSA agent pulling out a Ziploc bag holding a 12-inch sex toy and lube. The family loses their minds yelling “Pull it out; please pull it out!” The TSA agent, who seems busy but slightly amused, looks over at Ted’s son as he paces around red-faced. “Look at you,” she says. “You don’t know what’s in your bag.”
After being consoled by another family member, the son, who’s being a good sport about the whole thing, simply looks around at his laughing father and muttered “Assholes.” Before moving on, someone behind the camera apologizes for wasting the agent’s time. The whole scene is pretty damn funny and proves that, no matter how old you are, you can still be very embarrassed by your dad.