In case you needed further proof that the meme economy was a horrible mistake, a Reddit user created a meme that could potentially ruin not one but four beloved characters.
The post in question can be found in r/dankmemes, which bills itself as “THE place to post dank memes.” That’s definitely true in this case, but only in the sense that looking at this chart will make you want to crawl into a dank, dark hole in an effort to unsee it.
The titular green bois are Baby Yoda from The Mandalorian, Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc., Shrek, and Kermit the Frog. The sixteen different photos show what all of the possible combinations of their heads and bodies might look like thanks to the (dark) magic of Photoshop. The four photos going diagonally from the top-left to bottom right corner are unmodified, but that still leaves twelve separate mash-ups, each of which would be more than disturbing enough on its own, collecting into one astonishing array.
It’s honestly hard to pick which part of this meme is the most disturbing, and opinions will probably differ depending on the specific nightmares you had as a kid.
Kermit’s head on Mike’s body is definitely a contender, but Baby Yoda’s head on Shrek’s body might take the cake, with an honorable mention to the way Mike’s single eye peers out of each picture directly into the darkest part of your soul.
The ultimate lesson of “green bois” is that the memes have gone too far, and that will all the horrific shit happening in the real world the last thing we need is for the internet to scare us even further.