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Sex, Violence and Other Disturbing Bedtime Stories From..A Pixar Animator?

Josh Cooley


If you and your wife have worn through your copy of Go the F**k to Sleep, Josh Cooley, a writer and artist at Pixar Animation, is advancing the

genre of “hilariously inappropriate” kids’ books that “probably should not be read at bedtime.” His Movies R Fun! (see infomercial here!!!) is filled with simplified cinematic sex & violence, from The Exorcist’s vomiting Linda Blair (“‘The power of Christ compels you,’ commanded Father Damien”) to Sharon Stone’s Basic Instinct interrogation scene captioned with “‘Pause,’ went the VCR” — which you’ll enjoy so much, your wife will tell you to “go the f***k to sleep.”

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