Cool Dad Job: Wide Receiver, Pittsburgh Steelers

Cool Dad Vibe: Winner

Cool Dad Bona Fides: Not only is Antonio Brown the number one receiver in the NFL ⏤ with at least 100 receptions, 1,200 yards, and 8 touchdowns in each of the last five seasons ⏤ but there’s a strong case to be made that he’s the number one player in the league (or at least should be the number one overall pick in your fantasy football draft this year). The practically uncoverable 30-year-old wideout who played at Central Michigan is a PPR machine ⏤ and it’s no surprise he’s also on the cover of Madden 19 this season (so… maybe you don’t draft him that high?). Off the field, Brown’s got five kids under the age of 9, an affinity for the letter “A” ⏤ their names are Ali, Apollo, Antanyiah, Autonomy, and Antonio Jr. ⏤ and gives a ton to charity, recently dropping a $100,000 check on a local children’s hospital. He’s also pretty smooth dancer it turns out, making it all the way to the semifinals of Dancing with the Stars.