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5 Scientific Reasons Why Women Love Fat Guys

What makes a hot fat guy? Lots of stuff, research shows.

Fat fathers have plenty to be concerned about when it comes to what their dad bods can do to their health. However, if there’s one thing big guys don’t have to worry about, it’s attracting women. Despite their higher risk for erectile dysfunction, there are a number of underrated, scientific advantages to dating fat guys and loving husky men. While they’re not an excuse to pack on the pounds, the following studies might give full-figured fathers a bit of a confidence boost.

Everyone Trusts the Fat Guy

People consider heavier male politicians more trustworthy than thin ones, according to research out of the University of Missouri. This might explain why the nation entrusted all 350 pounds of William Howard Taft to live up to Theodore Roosevelt’s legacy and why mommy kissed Santa Claus after he broke into the house. There’s something about a jolly fat guy that women just trust, and that can go a long way when it comes to attractiveness.

Hot Fat Guys Are a Product of Evolution

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“Those who could store fat easily had an evolutionary advantage in the harsh environment of early hunters and gatherers,” Garabed Eknoyan of the Baylor College of Medicine wrote in 2006. “This ability to store surplus fat from the least possible amount of food intake may have made the difference between life and death.” Indeed, in early human history weight was a status symbol: It meant that you had the resources to survive, and share with a spouse. Although modern women are more likely to be attracted to money than food, old habits die hard. It’s possible, Eknoyan writes, that traces of this instinctual attraction for fat linger, even when it doesn’t come with a mansion.

Your Love Handles Can Handle Longer Lovemaking

Husky men are better in bed (and not just because they occasionally bring snacks), according to a survey of 2,544 British women. Thirty-eight percent reported that overweight or plus-size men were superior lovers. It’s not totally clear why extra cushion improves the pushing, but research suggests stamina might have something to do with it. Men with noticeable bellies and higher BMIs last 7.3 minutes longer in bed than slimmer men, a 2010 study from the International Journal of Impotence Research found. And that’s 7.3 minutes you don’t have to spend in the gym.

Everyone Looks Thin Next to a Fat Guy

Let’s face it — for every one study that says men aren’t judged for their bodies, there are another 10 saying that women are positively flayed for theirs. So partnering with a man who’s not obsessed with his body might make a woman feel a little more secure about her own. This, of course, on top of the literal comfort of cuddling with your cozy dad bod.

Almost All Fat Guys Are Funny

There’s a substantial amount of evidence that women are more attracted to men who can make them laugh. (In tribute to everything wrong with the world, it doesn’t work the other way around.) While all fat men aren’t necessarily funny, pop culture has socialized most people to believe that they are until proven otherwise. This leaves overweight men with the option of either working out at the gym or working on their material.