The Most Disturbing Things Kids Have Ever Said About Their Imaginary Friend
Terrifying, hilarious, and really just pants-wettingly nuts, this Reddit thread features a collection of bite-size gonzo stories from parents and babysitters. One context-free nugget:
“Icy told me to ask you if you know when you’re going to die.” I laughed nervously: morbid question, right? But I knew all about Icy, her imaginary friend. I even helped her draw a picture of him once. So I played along and said, “No, of course not! No one knows that. Hopefully when I’m very old.” The girl shook her head sadly and said, “No, Icy wants me to tell you it’ll be tonight.” And with that, she just walked away.