March Madness is vasectomy season: some urology clinics report 50% more business, possibly thanks to one media-savvy clinic that spent $500 on radio adssuggesting that snipping offers the perfect
excuse for men to watch all the Tourney basketball they want. The message has since gone viral — these “guests of honor” sometimes even receive recliner thrones and bags of frozen peas at Buffalo Wild Wings. If you’re squeamish about lowering your seed, know that 6% of American men have already had the procedure and odds are 999/1,000 that everything goes according to plan. Which is definitely more than you can say about your bracket.