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Save These Hilarious Tweets About How God Makes Animals For Your Next Family Zoo Trip

Summer is here and a family trip to the zoo is as inevitable as all the silly questions your kid is going to ask when you get there. Why do ducks quack? Why do hippos swim? Why are all the dads so mad? The latest meme taking over the internet reminds you that the easiest answer is to blame God. With a Twitter account and 196k followers, God certainly doesn’t mind a shout out on social media.

The following tweets will meet many of your animal explanatory needs, all while filling your kid’s head with hilarious misinformation. Don’t worry, they’ll get revenge by mercilessly heckling your cargo shorts.

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