BLISS MOBILE EXPEDITION VEHICLE
End Times

Bliss Mobil’s Expedition Vehicles Are Luxury RVs For The Zombie Apocalypse

Two questions: One, are you an adventurous dad who dreams about someday owning an RV so the family can get off the grid every summer? Two, do you live in constant fear of a zombie apocalypse and/or the end times? If you answered ‘yes’ to, well, either question really, then you should probably think about cashing out your retirement savings for one of these seemingly indestructible military-grade RVs.

Bliss Mobile’s expedition vehicles are what you get when you stack a luxury nuclear fallout shelter on top of an all-terrain vehicle. A survivalist’s (tiny) dream home, the self-sustaining units come equipped with everything you need to stay alive/hidden from civilization ⏤ from solar panels and battery banks, to smart water systems and aerogel-insulated walls that keep the room comfortable inside an active volcano. Or, at least in temps as hot as 140 degrees. So, that’s right, no need to cancel that non-refundable August vacation to Death Valley! There are currently 5 models available and they range in size from 11-feet for 2 adults, to 15-feet (2 adults, 2 small kids), to 20-feet for 4 adults and/or all the American Girl dolls.

Bliss Mobile Expedition Vehicle

You might be off-the-grid on the outside, but the interior of these mobile bunkers are all 5-star luxury. Comfy beds, full kitchens and baths, A/C, heated floors, entertainment system, built-in WiFi (presumably for use with a sat phone), the works. There’s even a security system to make sure Sasquatch doesn’t try to steal the ATV mounted on the back while you’re off chopping wood.

Bliss Mobile Expedition Vehicle

The trucks are mostly (ex)-military or heavy-duty vehicles, and you can pick which one you want from a list of manufacturers. If somehow you received an all-terrain Army truck for your 30th birthday (thanks, honey!), Bliss can build a room to fit on top of it. Similarly, if you’re driving cross country (in search of fresh water and supplies to fight the Saviors) and happen upon a spot you’d like to put down roots — you can unload the room from the truck with the help of a crane, should you happen upon one of those as well.

Obviously, by now you’ve figured out these expedition vehicles are a bit out of the everyday family’s budget. And you’re right, they start at around $100k. But hey if the world comes to an end do you really need that 401k?
(To Daydream Further)