Remember that mug that’s physically impossible to knock over? The one that made it possible for you to caffeinate enough to deal with your kid without fear of said caffeine accidentally scalding said kid? The geniuses behind it realized that sometimes you need a different kind of drink to take the edge off, and started making barware. The company is still called Mighty Mug, but now you can enjoy a Mighty Pint, Mighty Pilsner, Mighty Double Old Fashioned, or some Mighty Fine Wine. Joy to the world, indeed.
The barware works the same way as the mug — with SmartGrip technology. The glasses sit on top of a suction cup that’s activated by the weight from the beverage, so it can only be budged by lifting straight off a flat surface. Your cocktail won’t spill, even if you’re on a boat or, more realistically, if you’re enjoying the work-from-home perk of drinking on the job but Junior can’t keep his hands off dad’s toys. Sorry. You’ll be able to take that boat trip any year now.
Yeah, your younger, singler, beer snob friends will probably give you some grief over the aesthetics, but they don’t know what you know. They’re sipping session IPAs while you’re teaching lessons in ABCs. Times change, people grow. Joke’s on them anyway — Dadbods are now celebrated, and apparently Dad Hats are a thing. It’s only a matter of time before functional, spill-proof barware is the new normcore.