This Military-Grade Diaper Bag Will Carry All The Tactical Baby Gear
There’s just something about toting around a diaper bag that screams, “Hey, eventually everything here is going to be covered in shit!” Because it doesn’t matter that you’re skilled at changing diapers or wearing a baby carrier in public. You want a bag that looks like it can survive a tour of Afghanistan, not just poop grenades. Oh, and it happens to be designed by Jack Osbourne — father, adventurer, and son of the Prince of Darkness.
Jack designed the Tier 1-D to handle your “toughest missions.” Situations like asking the cute checkout girl at Rite-Aid where they keep the butt cream. Or rolling up your sleeves to handle a Pampers blow out on the playground. So, while you may be up to your arms in human excrement, at least your bag is impressive and intimidating. It’s made from military-grade materials, and has adjustable Molle panels to add extra pouches and gear. It also comes in 3 different sizes: The Range (big), the messenger bag (bigger), and Deployment Tote (you and the kid are never coming home).
All feature rugged military styling, quick-release Cobra buckles (oooh, danger!); and Cordura fabric that makes you look like you were just pushing a stroller down Fury Road. But, the Tier 1-D isn’t relegated to kid duty. After dumping you baby’s stuff on the floor, you can easily adjust the main pocket to fit your laptop, gym shoes, or many Medals Of Honor.